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WTF! http://iancastanares.multiply.com/ Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:22:28 -0000 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 07:00:28 -0000 WTF! http://images.iancastanares.multiply.com/logo http://iancastanares.multiply.com/ 100 100 Long Way Down: Batangas to Iloilo Day after Christmas, Jewel and I were en route to Iloilo, our last travel destination for the year. Instead of taking the flight there, we, the travel retards, took the not so popular but cheap nautical highway. Since we had a lot of time and little money to spend (it's the holiday season plus the fact that we are freelancers and are considered to be jobless), we decided to take the overnight trip and torture ourselves. Unfortunately, the weather was bad enough to spell adventure as D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R. If you're not taking the plane to Iloilo, this is the route that you'll have to take: * Bus from Manila to Batangas Pier -- 3 hours at least. * Fast craft from Batangas to Calapan Port in Mindoro -- 1 hour at least. * Van from Calapan to Roxas Pier -- 3 hours at least. * Ship from Roxas to Caticlan Pier -- 5 hours. * Van or bus from Caticlan to Iloilo -- 5 hours. That's 17 hours worth of torture but it took us 20 hours to reach our hotel in Iloilo (yes, backpackers are ... http://iancastanares.multiply.com/journal/item/59/Long_Way_Down_Batangas_to_Iloilo Tue, 30 Dec 2008 07:00:28 -0000 Of wishes and resolutions I only have one Christmas wish this year and that's for Jewel to finally find a decent and high-paying job. It sounds selfless, I know, but it's also for my own good because this will open a lot of closed doors for me. Practically, I can have my life back, which includes "Ian's special time for himself." hahaha. I'm also keeping my new year's resolution simple. I will not take bad photos anymore. Zero craptacular photos for next year. That's it! No more drama. No more teenage issues. No serious adult dilemmas. Here's for a great year ahead. *toast* http://iancastanares.multiply.com/journal/item/58/Of_wishes_and_resolutions Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:19:12 -0000 All About Jewel - 3rd of nth Ian: You know what? I think we're both hopeless romantics. Jewel: No. I'm cynical. Ian: No. We're hopeless romantics. Jewel: No. I'm cynical. Ian. Ugh. You're hopeless. --- Ian: [after bingeing on a lot of food] Shet ang takaw ko. Jewel: [smells Ian] Hindi ka pa naman mabaho. Ian: Bingi naman pala 'to! --- Ian: Jewel, sa tingin mo uuwi s'ya ng probinsya for Christmas? Jewel: Huh? Can we what? Ian: Jewel, 'wag mo ko kausapin! --- Jacs: Guys, come on! Jewel: Ano? Turon? (That's it!) --- While walking around the mall... Jewel: Bakit merong seal sa likod ng panda bear? Ian: Hindi kaya panda 'yan! Jewel: E ano yan? Ian: Polar bear, hello. Hahahahahahaha. [Insert pic here] <a href="http://www.new.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1156252&op=1&view=all&subj=44048966805&aid=-1&oid=44048966805&id=538233704" style="cursor: pointer;color: rgb(59, 89, 152);text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1875/204/2/538233704/a538233704_1156252_1995.jpg" alt="" style="border-top-width: 0px;border-right-width: 0px;border-bottom-width: 0px;border-left-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;display: block;margin-top: 0px;margin-right: 0px;margin-bottom: 0px;margin-left: 0px;"></a>jewel with jacs and the "panda bear" --- Jewel's text to John, Jacs, Ryan and Ian: OH MY GAWD! another m*fkng DOM approached me wyl walking arnd glorietta. HIs name is george and he's an architect daw. I told him im waiting for my boyfriend. Wants to know if we can be friends daw. Shit! *REACTIONS HERE* --- Jewel and Ian came from Quiapo and now are ... http://iancastanares.multiply.com/journal/item/57/All_About_Jewel_-_3rd_of_nth Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:52:53 -0000 My National Geographic Gallery Some photos i submitted for the National Geographic Magazine. Still waiting to be published. http://iancastanares.multiply.com/links/item/10/My_National_Geographic_Gallery Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:06:34 -0000 Hilamos: Jewel's Shots It's Jewel's turn to push the shutter release button. Not bad for a novice. :p No comment about the model. http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/271/Hilamos_Jewels_Shots Tue, 9 Dec 2008 14:22:48 -0000 Moymoy Palaboy Hahahahaha. I was browsing through my old pictures and I saw these. Meron pala akong pictures nila. http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/270/Moymoy_Palaboy Sat, 6 Dec 2008 18:39:47 -0000 Sexy Chefs Shoot with Rachel and Barni for http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/269/Sexy_Chefs Sat, 6 Dec 2008 18:04:45 -0000 Portraits of Daniel dela Cruz Shoot for http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/268/Portraits_of_Daniel_dela_Cruz Sat, 6 Dec 2008 17:52:37 -0000 Faspitch Shoot for Metro For more information about the band, click on the following links: <a href="http://www.myspace.com/faspitch">http://www.myspace.com/faspitch</a> faspitch.multiply.com http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/267/Faspitch Sat, 6 Dec 2008 17:45:36 -0000 Shoot for Ballet Philippines and Olay Location: Cultural Center of the Philippines Dressing Room and Rehearsal http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/266/Shoot_for_Ballet_Philippines_and_Olay Sat, 6 Dec 2008 17:37:02 -0000 The Traveling Retards at Capones Island November 30, 2008 From Anawanging Cove, Jewel and I dropped by Capones Island and went up a hill to have a 360-degree view of the sea. http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/265/The_Traveling_Retards_at_Capones_Island Mon, 1 Dec 2008 04:06:42 -0000 The Traveling Retards at Pundakit Beach Pundakit Beach is the jump-off point going to Anawangin http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/264/The_Traveling_Retards_at_Pundakit_Beach Sun, 30 Nov 2008 15:46:10 -0000 The Traveling Retards Adventure: Anawangin Cove Anawangin Cove, Zambales November 29 - 30, 2008 Jewel and I survived the cove without a tent; without a decent bathroom and toilet; with only pancit bihon as our merienda & dinner; with only nokia 1100 as our source light for the night; with only three bottles of water; with only one bed sheet and blanket; without a cellphone signal; with only just the two of us. I love the pine trees. I love the blue skies. I love the silver, ashy sand. I love the sun. The traveling retards' next stop: Sagada. http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/263/The_Traveling_Retards_Adventure_Anawangin_Cove Sun, 30 Nov 2008 15:15:25 -0000 UP DHARMA DOWN - OO Di mo lang alam Naiiisip kita Baka sakali lang maisip mo ako Di mo lang alam Hanggang sa gabi inaasam makita kang muli Nagtapos ang lahat sa di inaasahang pahanon At ngayon ako'y iyong iniwan Luhaan, sugatan, 'di mapakinabangan Sana'y nagtanong ka lang Kung 'di mo lang alam Sana'y nagtanong ka lang Kung 'di mo lang alam Ako'y iyong nasaktan Baka sakali lang maisip mo naman Hindi mo lang alam Kay tagal na panahon Ako'y nandirito pa rin hanggang ngayon para sa'yo Lumipas mga araw na ubod ng saya 'Di pa rin nagbabago ang aking pagsinta Kung ako'y nagkasala patawad na sana Puso kong pagal ngayon lang nagmahal 'Di mo lang alam Ako'y iyong nasaktan Baka sakali lang maisip mo naman Puro s'ya na lang Sana'y ako naman 'Di mo lang alam Ika'y minamasdan Sana'y iyong mamalayang hindi mo lang pala alam 'Di mo lang alam Kahit tayo'y magkaibigan lang Bumabalik ang lahat sa tuwing nagkukulitan Baka sakali lang maisip mo naman Ako'y nandito lang Hindi mo lang... http://iancastanares.multiply.com/video/item/47/UP_DHARMA_DOWN_-_OO Sat, 22 Nov 2008 07:59:40 -0000 All About Jewel - 2nd of nth Ian: Your make-up is not good. I don't like it. No reaction from Jewel. Ian: What? You should believe me. I'm your most honest friend. I will not lie to you. After a few hours at a different place. Ian: Do I look OK? Jewel: You never look OK. Ian: 'Wag mo ko kausapin. Jewel: What? You should believe me. I'm your most honest friend. I will not lie to you. --- Ian: JEWEL!!!!!!!. "Tooot" is online. Do you think i should talk to "tooot?" Jewel: [wearing her serious face] Go. Tell "tooot" how desperate you are! Ian: Gago! --- John: Are you guys doing something today? Ian: Yeah, punta kami Divisoria. John: Gusto n'yo manood na lang ng movie sa UP? Ian: O, sige dun na lang tayo pumunta, Jewel. John: 65 yung movie. Jewel: ANG MAHAL!!!! (Delivered as if she only has 50 pesos in her wallet. As in what-the-fuck-i'm-poor delivery!) --- Ian: Change your shirt. I don't like it. You look like crap. Jewel: You guys are crap anyway, so I belong! --- Jewel: Brat, diba it's more ok to see the butt crack than the panty? Ian: ... http://iancastanares.multiply.com/journal/item/48/All_About_Jewel_-_2nd_of_nth Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:42:06 -0000 All About Jewel - 1 of nth Jewel, my Madam President look-alike friend, has always been the source of good laugh in our circle. Or should I say, we always make fun of her. I always thought she would be a great character in a sitcom because every move she makes or every line she delivers can be a thigh-slapping, gut-busting punch line. If you think the following conversations are funny, then ask her to hang out with you and get ready to die... laughing. 000 Jewel talking about her crush who left for Thailand. Jewel: Brat, I wanna go to Thailand and tell him, "I need to get you out of my system. Let's fuck!" Ian: You are such a floozy, Jewel! Jewel: Well, I'm the only floozy who doesn't get any action. Ian: That's true. LOL. --- Jewel during a job interview. Interviewer: What's the most difficult thing you've ever done in your life? Jewel: I don't know. --- Ian getting ready for a date. Ian: Jewel, do you think I should change my shirt? I think I look like crap. Jewel: You always look like crap! Ian: Gago ka! --- Ian: Why do you... http://iancastanares.multiply.com/journal/item/47/All_About_Jewel_-_1_of_nth Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:56:44 -0000 Portraits of my niece http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/262/Portraits_of_my_niece Sun, 16 Nov 2008 07:20:11 -0000 Images of Coron http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/261/Images_of_Coron Sat, 15 Nov 2008 03:12:46 -0000 Banol Beach November http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/260/Banol_Beach Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:36:59 -0000 South Cay Island http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/259/South_Cay_Island Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:07:22 -0000 North Cay Island November 2008 Sobrang ganda ng island na 'to. Hindi ko lang talaga nabigyan ng justice sa pictures. Nag-stay kami ng isang gabi lang at natulog ako sa beach habang pinapakingan ang mga alon. Sayang nga lang walang stars. http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/258/North_Cay_Island Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:56:58 -0000 Barracuda Lake November http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/257/Barracuda_Lake Tue, 11 Nov 2008 06:53:30 -0000 Kayangan Lake November 2008 Voted as the cleanest and greenest inland body of water in the world - lake category. http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/256/Kayangan_Lake Tue, 11 Nov 2008 06:19:13 -0000 Pasan: Random Portraits Location: Coron, Palawan November http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/254/Pasan_Random_Portraits Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:38:15 -0000 Lola Jewel during her prime... :p Make up: Jewel Jalandoni Hair: Jewel Jalandoni Styling: Jewel Jalandoni Direction: Jewel Jalandoni Model: Jewel Jalandoni One-man team! Makapag-photoshoot lang!!!! Biro lang. http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/253/Lola_Jewel_during_her_prime..._p Thu, 6 Nov 2008 14:08:02 -0000 Never the Bride Homo http://iancastanares.multiply.com/photos/album/251/Never_the_Bride Sun, 2 Nov 2008 06:42:17 -0000